Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Child Rearing Haiku

Kids think differently.
They think only of themselves.
So do some adults.

Open a wrapper
and just drop it on the floor.
Mom will pick it up.

If you spill something
just whine about it instead
cleaning it up.

You can't find something?
Do not look! Stand in one spot.
Yell for mom to find!

Even if you stink
be sure to resist every
attempt to clean you.

And please act surprised
when your parents ask for you
to shower each day.

Whine for your parents
to buy something at each store.
They really love that.

Do drive your parents
just close to insanity
then do something cute.

Total survival
instincts keep most children safe.
They're lucky they're cute!

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