Do you ever feel like a saggy butt,
drifting toward the ground
wishing it back up?
Do you ever feel, feel so soaking wet
like a filled up sponge,
one drop from a full cup?
Do you ever feel already swimming deep?
Underwater flails but no one seems to see a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
'Cause there's training for you
You just gotta try, the potty, and try some more
Just own the poo like like you're more than four.
'Cause baby you're a diaper butt
Come on show us that you're tough
Make the pee go bye bye bye
as it flushes going bye bye bye!