- If I write a bucket list, does it need to be hand written so I can carry it around with me and cross things out if/when they are accomplished?
- Do I need to shave in the morning? I should probably get up a little early so I can raze the forest on my legs. Or not. Zzzzzzz.
- Why do the sheets always end up around my waist? What am I doing when I sleep? My husband is only minimally involved in this. I think.
- Did I miss an appointment today? Wait! Do I have an appointment tomorrow?
- What should I pack the kids for lunch tomorrow?
- I wonder if I will sleep walk tonight? It's always fun to find things in new places. Stress, FTW!
- How big of a mess will the kids make before I wake up in the morning?
- Is it going to snow tomorrow? (Related: Why do we live in Minnesota?)
- What did I forget?
- Did I forget something?
- I kind of have to pee.
- Should I get up to pee or just lay here and hope I fall asleep?
- Which of my kids just crawled into the bedroom?
- I could use a drink of water.
- Can I send that kid to get me a drink or should I step over her/him to get it myself?
- Dang. What if I step on my own kid on the way to get a drink? I'm pretty sure there would be bone breakage or worse.
- How many hours are left before I have to get my big butt out of bed?
- Don't look at the clock. Don't do it! You're not supposed to look it makes it worse!
- I'm the only person awake in this house. What is wrong with me?
- I should probably get up and pee.
- Okay, I'm back.
- Why didn't I get a drink of water while I was up?
- My stomach is rumbling. You're not supposed to eat this late at night. No wonder I have a weight problem.
- I kind of hate the refrigerator right now.
- If I pretend, it's not there. Sleep me. Sleep.
- Fine. Just a little bit of food. Then I need to go to sleep.
- Mmmm.
- Thank goodness I remembered to get a drink of water as well.
- Which kid is in my bed right now? That's my spot, Kid!
- I love to cuddle with my kids.
- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Things I think about when I should be sleeping
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Haha I laughed out loud in a couple places because I can relate to some of those, especially the "How many hours are left before I have to get out of bed? Don't look at the clock. Don't do it!"
You think way too much! Go get some sleep LOL!
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