Thursday, June 3, 2010

Decrepit Haiku

Is it just me or
does everyone fall apart
when they turn thirty?


(I'm thirty **cough** **cough**... I mean I'm 29. For a few years now. Tell me I look much younger than thirty **cough** **cough** But holy balls I've had kidney stones, diagnosed with asthma, FAT, crazy, what else am I going to have to deal with? Sheesh.)

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Holly at Tropic of Mom said...

Ever since I turned 25, I've noticed at least one new "thing" each year that seems to age me. Getting old sucks, but as they say, I don't like the alternative!

mayberry said...

For me it was the
bifocals that I needed
at age thirty-six

That sucked.

A Vapid Blonde said...

I just slather glitter all over and wear pigtails in denial of my age.

Works for me.

 
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