Signs you are at least half-way through your pregnancy

1. You switch to shoes that don’t need to be tied.
2. You have 3000 pillows on your bed. One of them is your husband’s.
3. Eating 2 packages of Little Debbie snack cakes in one sitting doesn’t seem unreasonable or excessive.
4. In your mind, tennis shoes qualify as dress shoes.
5. Your stretch marks start to stretch out again. (if it’s not your first pregnancy)
6. Your conversations are peppered with “excuse me” because you keep burping up your lunch.
7. When baby moves, you occasionally think that you ate something that disagreed with you.
8. Your husband avoids saying anything potentially upsetting. Or happy things. Suddenly you realize your husband hasn’t spoken to you in months.
9. People hesitantly ask you when you’re due, then look visibly relieved when you answer with a date.
10. At the end of the day, you’re not surprised to find that you’ve had part of your breakfast stuck to the bottom of your shirt all day.