Me: Hey Mom! What's going on?
Her: Just watching some TV (or reading, etc)
Me: What did you do today?
Her: Got my hair cut, some groceries. What did you do?
Me: I went to the store with K Man to get ---
Her: --some applesauce?
Me: ....What? ....No. We were shopping for a backpack for K Man. (Applesauce? Did I need applesauce? Crap...I didn't buy any. We're probably out of applesauce. Dang, I suck as a parent. Wait! Does applesauce have anything to do with my story? What was my story again?)
Her: Oh did he find one?
Me: Yeah, but we were looking at a camouflaged one and this older guy came around the corner --
Her:--and told him to get out of the way?
Me: (...moments of silence...) No. He told him he was in the Army.
Her: Oh. Did you tell him your Dad was in the military?
Me: Um, no. Anywho...K man was looking at the backpack and this older guy came around the corner and told him he was in the Army --
Her: So did he --
Me: The guy gave him a dollar Mom. He gave him a dollar.
Tuesday, June 27, 2017
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