Vomit! Vomit! It's the best!
Put detergent to the test!
Make your parents cough and gag
as we clean and put in bags.
Late night baths are just such fun
when we think our night is done.
We wash and dry so many sheets
it's part of parenting that brings about feats.
You're impatient and tired
and hope to be wired
(or not) and want to sleep
or at the very least keep
the food inside the child.
I'm pretty sure that's not too wild.