Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Toddler Law #3

The odds that your toddler will drop the toy you've given her into the poopy diaper are inversely proportional to how washable the toy happens to be.

Corollary:

If you do not give your child a toy to play with during a poopy diaper change, it is five times more likely she will squirm and get poop on her clothes and/or touch her butt and get poop smeared on her fingers.

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chelle said...

hehe so true so true!

Michelle said...

The thing here at the moment sees to be dropping things in the full potty!! arrgghh Mich x

Holly at Tropic of Mom said...

And people don't think stay-at-home moms use math. Pssthf.

CaraBee said...

How well do I know this problem.

Why is it that they are perfectly okay to sit in said poopie diaper for indeterminate amounts of time but the minute you go to take it off, they get all squirmy?

Madeline said...

Haha! Um, yes!

 
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