The post about searches

I'm finally going to do one of those posts about the weird searches that bring people to my blog. I wrote these down last month so I can't say they're recent searches, but they're sort of recent.

Here they are: (Seriously, you can't make this stuff up.)

1. the Bruce Jenner story runs home to get the bedsheets
2. handy chopper orange button
3. (edited... 3 words that describe someone in their birthday suit...and these were in all CAPS) family boating videoclips
4. buy cool new shoes
5. menu for bunco
6. in-laws staying
7. pringles select
8. punishment for hubby diapers

Honestly. WTF?